I told a deer joke once. It was very fawny.
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A woman drives into a bar.
I thought I saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash.
Just punched myself in the face trying to swat away a mosquito. Think I’m officially done with summer. Proceed with the pumpkin spice shit.
*homeless man is handed a plate*
What the hell is this?
*throws tray against wall*
I’m hungry! Not desperate!
Swallowed a bunch of tiny figurines and gems before my colonoscopy, because my proctologist deserves a little mystery and wonder.
(Ok don’t let her know ur Jesus)
Girl: Meet my dad
*they shake hands*
*Dad stands up from wheelchair*
Dad: It’s a miracle!
Not sure that’s the movie I want to see.
Just overheard my 2-year-old exclaim “YAY I DID IT” from the other room. What I learn next will either be exhilarating or horrifying.
My check liver light just came on