@NurseMurderer: I told my date I was depressed. I added, "not like cut my inner thigh depressed, but sleep with you even though I don't like you depressed."
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@bombsydoll: in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'
@bananagrvyrd: People who talk to themselves are more intelligent then those who don't, or at least that's what I like to tell myself.
@thholyghost: how did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he's a doll
@serialmatrix: If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?