If you don’t think Colorado needs a wall then you’ve never met someone from Wyoming
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I wouldn’t take a bullet for you but I’d definitely push someone in front of you to take it for you. Same thing.
mom I need u to pick me up from the restaurant right now *whispers* no the date is going terrible, she pronounced it ‘pokey-man’