God I hate these crossword puzzles
Does anyone know a 3 letter word for “Father”?
I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying & getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, ‘Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?’ 🤣
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me at 15: i can’t wait to go to college and experience parties and everything!!
me at 20: ok so listen. there’s a new grocery store. i got a mango for 39¢
Pro tip: Never explain to your wife that it’s the washer and dryer that actually does the laundry.
morpheus: take the blue pill AND the red pill and i’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
me: they both taste exactly the same
morpheus: *waving skittles packet* RIGHT?
me: OH MY GOD
If you’re using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady…
That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Making my kids homemade blueberry muffins.
me: this used to be a Pizza Hut, you can always tell no matter what they turn it into
prison guard: no talking after lights out
All you dads out there couldn’t hold a candle to my dad. He’s petrified of candles.
A little too much information.
“Always leave her wanting more” doesn’t mean eat the last of the nachos, jerk.