@Tuna_Lover: I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway.
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@Book_Krazy: CW: I think you're two-faced Me: Why don't you say that to my face CW: I just did! Me: No. My other face.
@markedly: ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: 😊 P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya
@KMoFlo_official: [tornado warning] *locks children and dog safely in basement* *perches in a tree with binoculars*
@samdunsiger: Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.