@omgthatspunny: I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
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@CheryeDavis: My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD Bin at Walmart....
@T_Bonezzz_: "Treat Others the Way You Want to be Treated" *Buys everyone snacks
@UglyProbIemz: ppl: are u sick? me: no, im just ugly
@ObscureGent: Save on air conditioning by letting ghosts infest your house.
@delusions_of: [Julius Caesar being murdered] "Just please don't name a salad after me."
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