If you’re wondering how punctuation can be used to create suspense,
I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down.
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*gently runs finger down your cheek
*checks finger for dust
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DATE: *takes a sip of her water*
ME: haha ok wow can you tone down the pda you’re behaving very erotically