@shellyspivey: "I wanna know who is responsible for this!" nn-Me to my parents, while pointing at myself.
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@natedog2049: Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon.
@simoncholland: 1st week of school: sandwich cut in a cute shape, sliced fruit, encouraging note. Last week of school: handful of croutons wrapped in foil.