@CelebrityGaucho: I want a car horn that shouts obscenities.
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@TheHyyyype: [i'm on the ship's deck, dragging around a board by a rope] PIRATE CAPTAIN: *rubs temples* that's not what i meant by "walk the plank"
@generaldietz: son: dad sing me a song me: alright *clears throat* SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS wife from the other room: JEANS me: BOOTS WITH THE FUR wife: *shows up, grabs both door handles and drops it low* WITH THE FUR me: THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKING AT HER
@GrumpyComments: If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait.