@McGrumpenstein: I want an ice cream sundae so big that it edges into mondae
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@KevinFarzad: Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them then a little past them and just keep going it’s probably not worth it
@Ristolable: I had a teacher in high school who always assumed we'd give the wrong answer. "What's hotter, green or red peppers?" Green "Nope. Green."