Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall.
“I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won’t want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!” – cats
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Him: Hey babe, what’re you wearing?
Me: *naked pooping* ummm…nothing
Him: That’s hot
[at a funeral]
*approaches the weeping widow and embraces her*
*whispers* “So you’re single now, right?
That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive
Being surrounded by family and friends is cool unless it’s a seance and you’re dead.
Whaaa? You taste brides? RT MatrooKiBijlee: Bridal tasting was a success! The only thing I regret is not taking pictures. But still….”
Me: [in Airplane Mode] Don’t call me
Me: [in Airplane! Mode] Don’t call me Shirley