@joe_binkley: I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say "I don't think you're ready."
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@CruisinSoozan: When you’re eating chips and dip there’s always the search for the “strong” chip to head into the dip to save the broken, weaker chips dying in the dip.
@marknorm: Guy: I hate my spouse. Friend: You gotta end it. Guy: I also hate myself. Friend: You gotta en... learn to love yourself!