@girlontapas: I want to believe in hope as much as someone who thinks that somebody might buy their old used shoes on Craigslist for $20.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@fsuflores: An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school.
@Be___Dope: Her: You like shopping? Me: Oh god yes! Her: What's your favorite place? Me: The grocery store. There is a whole aisle of just cheese!
@NurseMurderer: This earthquake was the first time that I've ever said, "it was 4.7, but felt bigger."
@westofsunday: Stranger:So,you're a parent? Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs S:cool, I'm sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat Me:.... Nope