My husband and kids have started humming Darth Vader’s Imperial March whenever I walk into the room and I’ve never felt more complete
I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos.
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Monday mornings as a stay-at-home parent are kind of like cleaning up after a massive house party that you weren’t even invited to.
9: I noticed there is bacon in the fridge
9: you gonna cook it?
9: I love you
Me: I know
*beats a guitar hero song on expert mode*
*changes Twitter bio to “musician/songwriter”*
In retrospect Rose only knew Jack for like 2 days
brain: wake up
me: it’s 1:15 am
brain: pick up your phone
me: fine just for a minute
brain: lmao ok
i don’t need a “previously on…”
ive been watching this show for 9 hours straight
I’ve been getting fewer and fewer new followers but I’ll be damned if I’m going to tweet something good just because some people have taste.
Look, I wouldn’t even run in a zombie apocalypse let alone chase after you.
*when E is a constant variable that can’t be touched