@Chyld: I want to open a pizza shop called "Cheesus Crust!" Our slogan will be: "Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell." -or- "Crust has risen."
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@robwhisman: reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback
@KeetPotato: my dad put my photo on milk cartons when i went missing because he didn't want vegans looking for his son
@kchees: All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now.