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@_Tempo11: I want to rub myself all over you like a dog rolling in a dead raccoon.
@BertCarrillo: *muttered from inside a bear*
"Go hiking," they said.
@MooseAllain: A cropped version of my wind turbines cartoon seems to be doing the rounds. It’s by me, if you see it.
@daemonic3: Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato
@Awesome_Todd: Never run with scissors. Unless...
• You stole them
• You're running a 400 meter scissor relay
• You're being chased by giant paper dolls
@bridger_w: If someone says they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and be like, to be clear, do you know how reading works