@TweetPotato314: I want to win a contest where you get a line in a movie. And I want that line to be about the chili dog I’m eating. And I’m going to keep screwing up that line. And they’re going to have to keep bringing me chili dogs.
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@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
@SaltyCorpse: I can't wait till I'm old enough to pretend to fall asleep mid conversation and nobody questions it.