@bonerman_inc: i want to work in this restaurant
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@Angibangie: Once I ‘get’ a man, how do I keep him, you ask? It’s simple you idiot. I add cheese to everything. He makes lasagna; I add cheese. He wants to have a pass; I throw straight cheese. He wants to discuss fundamental physics; I buy string cheese...
@3sunzzz: People that say, "If you already have a couple of kids, what's a couple more?" have obviously never had four kids.
@Tetley6969: At the restaurant I heard a lady say her taco was too salty. My wife had to leap over the table and cover my mouth before I said something.