@knot_eye: I was gonna do a tweet about Albert Einstein's IQ but I couldn't get it under 140.
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@dumbbeezie: Your friends will stand by you even when you’re at your worst because people are stupid
@glenyrd: I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm.
@NYC_Blonde: I only sleep with my laptop so that if I ever get a boyfriend I'll be used to sharing the bed
@TheHatStore: dad: snapping a pic of your grandma in her coffin is weird me: it’s socially acceptable these days dad: just hurry up so we can put her back in the ground