@Phoebetate: I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling "why you ain't got no babies?"I bet my father in law paid her
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@Shira: Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have...
@shkeeber: Friend: What happened? 15yo me: *arm in a sling* Got hit by 2 buses. Friend: What happened? 37yo me: *in a full body cast* I sneezed weird.
@3sunzzz: No thank you, gym membership. The only thing worse than riding a bike is riding a bike that goes nowhere.