@dreadnaught69: I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used "luckfully" in a tweet and removed all doubt.
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@NYC_Blonde: By the power vested in me by this vintage merlot, I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may now kiss the bottle.
@Browtweaten: Friend: You can improve your visual acuity with carrots Me: *shoving a carrot into each eye* You better be right about this, Gary
@anoticingsenpa1: imagine getting fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job and having to constantly clarify that
@carebear4647: No Twitter crush. I have a twitter boyfriend who I intend to marry and have twitter babies. Then twitter divorce and take all his followers.