Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body
I was the beast man at my sister’s wedding, and there isn’t a day goes by that I don’t wish that that was a typo.
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The endless handkerchief trick, but it’s me removing a tampon.
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– Designed to stop people
– Can be opened by people
I hate it when people show up at MY house, knock on MY door, and then ask me why I’m not wearing pants.
If you’re drunk when you die, are you drunk forever…?
Right now, somewhere in China, someone is wokking their dog
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits. But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called ‘Calvin and Sobs’.