@Bob_Janke: I was watching you while you slept. You look pretty stupid.
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@MrsTomServo: Guy cut me off & I shouted, "you are unable to pleasure your wife. OR HUSBAND." Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive.
@ThisOneSayz: No disrespect to the Jurassic World franchise, but the scariest dinosaur is purple and claims he loves me and is part of my family.
@Manda_like_wine: Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.