I fit into my fat clothes again thank god I didn’t throw them away
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Okay, so two farmers walk into a bar……..n.
Air Bud but from the perspective of a kid on the losing team that has to explain to his overbearing father he lost to a dog.
how would water even break? it’s a liquid. im not sure i want to have a baby with a liar sharon
“I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In” is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner.
*smuggles cake (containing saw) into escape room*
Everyone said the hamster catapult wasn’t appropriate for the science fair but no one could stop watching.
Mildred’s cat, Mildred, is missing.
On a related note, Mildred named her cat Mildred.
Which is probably why the cat left in the first place.
Husband Bear: Honey! I’m home!
Wife Bear: For God’s sake, would you at LEAST say hello before demanding dinner?