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@form52: I will marry a woman if she knows homer is Not a Simpson and Plato is Not clay
@D2_Barney_McG: "Half a dozen" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<
@Fred_Delicious: A hexagon is what Mario says when he frees himself from a curse
@AsgardianRose: Life can be compared to a 'Choose your own adventure' book.
Sometimes there's a happy ending; sometimes you get eaten by a bear.
@EvanJKessler: Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?
@kateegrayy: Selena Gomez’s friend gave her a kidney and Meghan Markle’s friend set her up with a prince and I’m not saying I’m ungrateful for my friends but I am saying that they really need to step it up