I made a cool diagram of how the Spanish Flu worked in 1918.
I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.
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My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover
sorry I cut you off mid-sentence so I could sprint after an ice cream truck
I’m glad the guy who came up with “No means no” didn’t do the whole dictionary
prosecutor: why did you murder that man
me: i thought he was cake
prosecutor: you “thought” he was cake?
me: i hoped he was cake
I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.
You forget the J
DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scale
DR DOG: I’ll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*
Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I’m hoping that she’s having an affair.