@mrtruthandsoul: I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman
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@HomeProbably: When people ask me about my hobbies, I tell them I'm into birdwatching, photography and meeting new people. It sounds better than stalking.
@Traceylei2: You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score.
@sozjalltheway: Meanwhile on Facebook, Susan is doing a quiz, to find out what kind of sea monster, her Ex is.
@jordan_stratton: Remember--the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality.