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@DanMentos: I wonder if delilah is still ghosting that guy
@: Me: *sees someone coming down hallway*
Them: Aimee! Hey!
Me: *turns and presses face against wall*
Me: *closes eyes*
@Thaat_guy: "Stop hitting me."
@JoParkerBear: [shower song] Im all outta Dove
Im soapless without you
I'll never get clean
Now that you are all gone
*grabs shampoo mic*
IM ALL OUTTA DOVE
@mugkip: WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.
@LaziestCanine: Cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
Me: yes, he was not very friendly