@WheelTod: I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party
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@RandiLawson: For english press ONE. Para espanol el primo numero DOS. If you like totes can't even right now, obvs press THREE.
@_GrahamPatrick: GUY #1: You free next week? GUY #2: Let me just check my dairy. GUY #1: You mean diary yeah? *cow walks by with "dentist 11.30" on it*
@McGrumpenstein: - What was high school like for you? *2h22m later - That was just the plot to Shawshank Redemption Me: Granted, the similarities are uncanny
@Contwixt: If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad.