@CanadianCyn: I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken.
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@mishacollins: This morning I woke from a dream. I have no memory of it except that I was asking someone, “Is constipation a problem for fish?”
@asimplesean: I approach. "Girl are you a couch? Cuz I'm gonna try & fail to pick you up." She laughs. "I'm Jen." My training hasn't prepared me for this.
@junejuly12: No need to pay for a gym when accidentally liking a selfie online makes your palms sweat and your heart race for free.