@JohnLyonTweets: "I wonder if there's a word for a person who inspires you," I mused.
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@WalkingOutside: I like to pack a healthy lunch for work so that by 3 p.m. I'm ready to do unspeakable things for a piece of chocolate.
@ComedicBust: When my wife dressed up as Catwoman, I didn't know it'd mean she'd quit her job, sleep 23 hrs a day and spend the other hour licking herself
@AndrewNadeau0: BEAR JESUS: *Emerges from cave after 3 days* EVERYONE ELSE: This… this is not as impressive.