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@SamuelHLowe: I wonder what my dog named me.
@VenisVal: My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video.
@petemandik: Tuba = Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
@velvettusk: [First Date]
Sorry for the mess. My mother said pudding on a condom was important.
@Keally22: A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??
@infinitesimull: My mother should be forced to pay for my therapy and my grandma should be forced to pay for my laser hair removal.