[inside washing machine]
duvet cover: climb in my brothers
every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to remember phone numbers is up to these days.
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Picasso: holy shit, call a gynecologist
Bing is a fast search engine because you’re the only person using it.
My perfect date would be a hike in the mountains, and her telling me all about it when she gets back.
GOVERNMENT: groups of more than 2 people are banned
HUMAN CENTIPEDE: oh no
Coming home to my dog reeking of hamburgers and betrayal
Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated.
doctor: you’re gonna need to take probiotics
me: oh i don’t think i can afford that
doctor: don’t worry, there are lower cost options
me: ah, yes. amateur biotics
Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep – 148 mins
*time traveler returns from 2021*
“Everybody’s at home, day drinking and proving they’re not robots or cats.”