@LoriLuvsShoes: I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time
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@LoneWolfStories: It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up.
@Daniel_Sloss: If anyone says YOLO to me I say YOLBYPCFAC (You Only Live Because Your Parents Couldn't Find A Condom). I hope it catches on...
@SortaBad: *loses faith in humanity* "this is the type of problem that can only be solved by 13 photos of unlikely animal friendships"