It’s OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I’m a sex attic too.
I work at Home Depot.
White guy: There is a man selling tamales out of the trunk of his car in the parking lot and disturbing costumers
Me: Thank you for that information
Me to tamale guy: Are you the guy selling tamales?
Tamale guy: yes
Me: I’ll take three
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Cop: license & registration
Magician: Check this out *levitates license*
Cop: I see. Your license is suspended. Check THIS out
WHAT DO WE WANT?
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
see, this is the problem
I feel like whoever named it a “magic marker” was really overselling their product expectation-wise.
Them: What did you make for dinner?
Me: Arroz con pollo
Them: What’s that?
Me: Chicken and rice
Them: Why didn’t you just say that?
Cat 1: Are the humans asleep?
Cat 2: It appears so.
Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people.
doctor: “how much exercise do you do per week?”
me: “um.. does sex count?
me: “absolutely none”
Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control.
Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face.
Sean’s gf: I feel seen
Sean: for the last time, stop pronouncing it like that
NEMESIS: We must fight to the death!
ME (fully aware I’m going to lose): oh thank god