@Darlainky: I work with my husband, so we can write off marital counseling as a business expense, right?
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@BlackCatBettie: What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo.
@MacAnnabella: I don't want to hear about any moonlit romantic walks on the beach...unless there's a clown with a wooden club chasing you.
@minkpinkustink: the chicken crossed the road for the same reason everyone else does— to avoid running into someone it knew
@smithsara79: You don't really know true fear until you're headed to work to teach at a middle school after you tried cutting your own bangs