@CatherineLMK

I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.

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@fro_vo

BEAR IN A TRENCHCOAT: yes i’m here for the fish tube job

@jakob_huber

I feel bad for tailgating this minivan so closely but once I started watching Kung Fu Panda on his back seat TV I had to see it through.

@AnkCoupleTO

Her: The laundry pods are missing!
Me: Oh really?
H: Did you eat them again?
M: Absolutely not *burps bubbles* why?
H: JUST CALL IT A HUNCH!

@tnylgn

The person that was in charge of naming Ohio must have thought of it when they realized someone was waving at the person behind them.

@SamuelHLowe

Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?

@rudy_mustang

[applying for a job at the FBI]

FBI: and there will be a video interview

Me: do i just walk up to any computer with a webcam lol

FBI:

Me:

FBI: you could do that, yes

@ThaJawn

David Attenborough: The hippos have patiently surrounded the unsuspecting white marbles

@HeyZeus666

My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.