@SCbchbum: I wouldn’t mind being catcalled if it were useful: “Hey baby, boot sale at Macy’s!” or, “Line’s shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!”
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@venmo4feet: My mom has been gone for three weeks and left my dad with the credit card. His surprise to her when she came home was a glow in the dark toilet seat and when he showed her all he said was “BEHOLD”
@TheCrumbDiary: This is the worst carnival ever. I can't believe they blocked the street off for this. Sir, this is a crime scene.
@OllyiConic: ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU ASK IF YOUR COUNTRY IS THE REASON YOU CAN’T LOOK AT YOUR NEWSFEED WITHOUT SCREAMING IN TONGUES