@PJTLynch: I wrote a less creepy, and more helpful, variation of "Baby It's Cold Outside"
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@_Bluntsage: Satan: Have you decided to sell your soul? Me: Not exactly. S:Then why summon me if you're not selling? M: I would like to sell footmats that reads 'welcome to hell'. S:pfft!, I already got that. M:OK, but are they Lego footmats? S:Woah! Do you collect cash or credit?
@BrainSeducer: Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!