@PJTLynch: I wrote a less creepy, and more helpful, variation of "Baby It's Cold Outside"
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@LuvPug: *opening a bag of chips* Librarian: Ma'am, you can't have food in the library Me: It's my emotional support snack
@HarryRamble: I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought "Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness" was inappropriate.
@WittySassBasket: I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies.