@tarashoe: i'd be extra scared if a break-in occurred while i was in the shower and the burglar saw me in there, fully clothed and eatin my soup
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@doguacate: Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're "expecting"
@MorganJ7: Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime Me flirting: So do you like bread