@TheNewDomShow: I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it.
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@t0shiba: I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?
@eggnook: Wife: What are you gonna do today? Me: Shower. W: ...what else? M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
@brendohare: Why do people say "Cannonball" when jumping into a pool, but no one says "I'm jumping into a pool" when firing a cannonball #Interesting