“I’d kill you if I thought I could get away with it”…….things that were said to me during my divorce. Hey guy’s, she’s available!

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It was definitely Adam and Steve – what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??


You know the saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again”? Yeah, that doesn’t work when vacuuming up a pancake.


6yo: *non stop talking*

Me: *tells 6yo to go read*

6yo: *comes out of room every 2 min to tell me about the book*


I had no idea we were millionaires until I just saw my husband casually rip off 3 or 4 paper towels at once.


Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, “Are you taking a video?”


Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence.


I wrote ‘I loathe ‘ and ac finished it with ‘people’. I’m gonna marry my phone.