NASA faked the cow jumping over the moon.
i’d like to die of natural causes like being stabbed to death by the grand canyon
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My date got really excited when I said I wanted to cook for him.
Apparently Meth wasn’t what he expected.
Dating is bull shit
It’s bikini season, so you’re allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit.
Conversation between my mom and my 12 year old brother. I am in tears.
My life is a rollercoaster. There’s a lot of sitting down and screaming.
Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread
I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans.
I find it lightens the mood.
You know that one cow in the field that’s like 200 yards away from all his cow friends just doing his own thing? That’s me. I am that cow.
Only he who has walked through the deepest valley knows how other valleys of lesser depth are relatively more walk-throughable, valley-wise.