@thatdutchperson: ME: did I remember to take my antidepressants this morning? BRAIN: does it matter? Does anything matter? Aren’t we all just insignificant threads in the tapestry of life ME: ...so that’s a no

@ForEllieSylvia: M: What do you want for dinner? H: I don't care, you decide M: Sushi? H: No, but whatever. M: Mexican? H: Nah, but your call. He's dead now

@pizzajaynow: People who only tweet inspirational stuff are the same people who reminded their school teacher about homework assignments.

@ag_loco: Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*

@thesulk: If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why.