@iowahawkblog: I'd watch more Olympic figure skating if they had defense
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@krisv_723: When I find myself in times of trouble. Mother Mary comes to me. That's how I know the meds aren't working.
@Ristolable: Hi, I'm a college professor. Years ago I wrote a terrible book no one wanted. Anyway you have to buy it for 80 dollars
@sixfootcandy: When I get dressed in the morning I ask myself one question...do I mind spilling food on this?
@CooIStepDad: [Riot] "WHAT DO WE WANT" *far in the back* PIZZA ROLLS "No Jim we want freedom" "WHAT DO WE WANT" PIZZA ROLLS "JIM" But I'm hungry :(