no caffeine: day 6
-can’t think straight
-3 people are dead
Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.
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I can’t wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory.
Interviewer: Your resume only has “Mad” under “Skills”
Me: Yeah boyee
Interviewer: *tears up* You’re just what we need. Welcome to Subway.
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hey boy 😉 is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see m- oh, it is a gu- yes i will open the cash register
I just dropped my pen on the public restroom floor.
I’ll miss that pen.
People that don’t speed up when merging onto a highway, who hurt you? Because I’d like to try next
10 is trying to negotiate a later bedtime and just told me he thinks we treat him unfairly because we make him “sleep too much” and I just wish someone would treat *me* that unfairly.