@GoogleChamiya: If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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@ShortSleeveSuit: My wife just found a coupon for lice treatment and yelled to everyone in the house “if you’re gonna get lice, people, get it now!”
@XplodingUnicorn: We have a house full of chairs and couches, yet my 3-year-old chose to sit on a grocery bag full of bread. You can't explain children. You just survive them.