Knock knock?? Who’s there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??
If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel.
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I heard the iPhone 15 won’t have any ports or jacks or a screen and it will just be a smooth steel ball and finally we’ll all be happy.
ME: Okay, going out of town for 4 days, so I need 4 days of clothes.
MY BRAIN: Cool, cool cool cool… What if you actually need every shirt you’ve ever owned tho?
The most frustrating thing I’ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
[First date stroll in the park]
Me: So you work at the planetarium?
Me: Thats so cool *points to the sky* What’s that constellation called?
Date: The sun.
“I’m doing good, how are you?”
-Me lying out of my lying liar hole
Sure you call it a college fund for your kid, yet deep in your heart you know it’s bond money.
If the emoji I wanna text is not in the “recently used,” you may have to wait 3 days till I find it.
SHOPPER: which aisle has applesauce?
ME: oh, I don’t work here
*continues changing all the cheese Best If Purchased By dates to my name*
Pro tip: If you smear your lipstick all over your face like the Joker, people won’t talk to you.