@1CleverGirl1: If Disney movies have taught me anything, it's that the whole ENTIRE world speaks English. Including animals and inanimate objects.
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@tourettzgoth: Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette
@ericsshadow: ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles. HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
@rogerbellin: future historians will point to this and ask how we didn't see the third world war coming
@InternetHippo: [after watching 1 episode of a show where i paid attention roughly 10% of the time] This show sucks I don't understand what's happening at all