You don’t know how to properly recycle cardboard? Let me break it down for you
If Europe uses euros shouldn’t Africa use Afros?
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*misses first payment*
One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
The movie ”Finding Nemo” would’ve lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would’ve looked for him.
Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car.
Client said she needs to “find her zen” during our mediation and I don’t think she knows that mediation and meditation are two diff things.
Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous
*obama walks in*
Everything okay joe?
“Uh yeah just fine”
[me, trying to join a conversation about Game of Thrones] oh man, there are just so many thrones, I don’t have a favorite really
her: well don’t just stand there, say something
me: they should make paintbrushes that look like bob ross
her: i said i’m pregnant matt
me: his hair could be the brush part
It’s bikini season, so you’re allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit.